2020
Other beers are all such a bore! They’ve gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvin‘s beer is better by far! It’s never the same! It’s always Bizarre!
You don’t need a team or a referee! You know it’s great, ‘cause it’s named after me!
– Calvin, of Dogtopia
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We created this delicious and juicy unfiltered IPA to celebrate the dawn of a new era…the era of The Space Force! Whether you live in a space base on the dwarf planet Quaoar or hang out somewhere closer to the Sun, this beer is the perfect way to relax while knowing The Space Force is on the job fighting off rebel scum and keeping the star system safe for all. Cheers!
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Sacramento is known as the
City of Trees. To celebrate Sacramento’s annual Beer Week, we’ve created this delicious IPA that combines a west coast-style IPA with lots of resinous, piney hops. It’s like a pine tree in your IPA. Enjoy anytime. Cheers!
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Great American Beer Festival 2017 Silver Medal Winner for American Brown. This traditional Brown Ale has smooth coffee and chocolate tones and a nice sweet finish.
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We had to search the Solar System to find Galaxy hops in order to make this incredible Hazy IPA. We combined the passionfruit flavors of Galaxy with the tropical citrus flavors of Citra Hops, then added a pinch of space dust and some New England yeast to create a beer that exceeds the Chandrasekhar Limit. Previously, only available on Alderan, we’re proud to be able to offer this beer for Earthlings to enjoy. Cheers!
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Like the best golf holes, this juicy IPA was designed to inspire emotions of grandeur. Hop selection is everything for this beer…… is it an 8 iron into the ocean wind? We made this decision easy by adding Citra and Mosaic hops that finish this beer like a tap-in birdie.
“There are no shortcuts on the quest for perfection.” -Ben Hogan
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Named for our love of SCUBA diving, Foggy Goggles west coast-style double IPA is perfect after a day of diving…or whatever. This ale has been dry hopped with copious amounts of Centennial, Simcoe and Amarillo hops that add huge hop aroma and flavor to a balanced malt character.
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“There’s Gold in them thar Pils!” Gold Medal Winner, 2017 CA State Fair Commercial Beer Competition. Light, clean and refreshing Czech style lager with hints of malt for balance.
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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can’t hit what his eyes can’t see. Now you see me, now you don’t. George thinks he will, but I know he won’t. Clear and coppery look with hints of blueberry and stone fruit, this traditional west coast style IPA is very hop-forward. Perfect malt balance for a smooth finish.
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Using special hops obtained from Gringott’s vault 688, we created this incredibly delicious northeast-style hazy IPA. Bursting with juicy orange and tropical fruit flavors, this beer is perfect any time and any place.
2020
“I do what I want!”
We put Just Great Beer in here. Just drink it up real good and proper now.
Ya’ll come back now, ya’ hear?
2020
We sourced all American malt and hops to make an incredible American lager. Whether you’re spelunking, golfing, eating leftover pizza, road tripping, painting, singing off key, replacing light bulbs, or taking your falcon out for a flight—it’s always a good time to take a load off and enjoy the crisp and refreshing taste of this American classic.
2019
We sourced all American malt and hops to make an incredible American lager. Whether you’re spelunking, golfing, eating leftover pizza, road tripping, painting, singing off key, replacing light bulbs, or taking your falcon out for a flight—it’s always a good time to take a load off and enjoy the crisp and refreshing taste of this American classic.
2020
As brewers, we often hear questions about what makes an IPA a ‘Triple’. The answer is: an obscene amount of hops, an irresponsible amount of alcohol, and a reverie that only comes from drinking a beer with pretty rainbows and ponies on the can. Make no mistake, this is a hardcore IPA with an aggressive amount of hops and alcohol, but the ponies aren’t afraid. Some say ponies are really brave, but we suspect they’ve had too much of this triple IPA and can only see rainbows.
2020
Just when you thought Sacramento’s best hazy IPA couldn’t get any better, we added copious amounts of blood orange to it. This can is bursting at the seam with all the juice you could possibly ever want. Enough said.
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Named for our love of SCUBA diving, Foggy Goggles west coast-style double IPA is perfect after a day of diving…or whatever. This ale has been dry hopped with copious amounts of Centennial, Simcoe and Amarillo hops that add huge hop aroma and flavor to a balanced malt character.
2020
I know it sounds funny, but I just can’t stand the pain
Girl, I’m leaving you tomorrow
Seems to me girl, you know I’ve done all I can
You see, I begged, stole and I borrowed, yeah, ooh
That’s why I’m hazy
I’m hazy like Sunday morning
That’s why I’m hazy
I’m hazy like Sunday morning
2019
You’re tart and you’re sweet
You’re fruit and you’re neat
You sip, you want more
3 stars or a four?
‘Cuz you don’t really like beer
All the haze and no clear
You’re wrong and you’re right
Let’s drink, let’s not fight
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